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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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