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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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