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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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