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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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