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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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