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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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