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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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