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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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