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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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