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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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