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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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