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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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