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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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