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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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