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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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