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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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