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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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