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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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