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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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