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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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