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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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