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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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