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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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