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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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