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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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