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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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