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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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