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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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