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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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