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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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