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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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