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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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