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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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