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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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