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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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