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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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