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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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