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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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