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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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