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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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