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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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