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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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