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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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