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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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