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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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