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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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