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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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