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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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