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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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