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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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