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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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