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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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