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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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