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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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