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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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