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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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