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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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