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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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