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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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